why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that
cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it.
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Here are 10 photos (out of 22) from my series Racial Microaggressions. I have asked my friends on the Fordham University Lincoln Center campus to write down an instance of racial microaggression they have faced on a poster for me to take a picture of them.
Because Thomas William Hiddleston is in fact a five-year-old stuck in a 32-year-old body.
I am in the Hiddleston fandom and can confirm this.
This makes me grin like a dumbass.
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Why is this so hot?
Mydriasis, or dilated pupils, are a sign sexual arousal. Blacked out eyes are a sign of sexual arousal that’s gone beyond natural limits.
You might even call it… supernatural.
On the other hand, your pupillary reflex also relaxes upon death, so there’s that too.
if anyone ever wants to really understand Britain and its people, to a deep spiritual level - all they have to do is watch Chicken Run.
This film is messed up to the highest degree.
That film traumatised me.
I’m a vegetarian.
"Me whole life just flashed before me eyes…it was really boring"
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
For MADT class we had to edit a greenscreen of anything we choose with any props we wanted.
So I did a thing in front of my entire class.
THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people
And last but not least…
Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational
- “Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
- Slurp the invisible soup.
- Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
- Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
- Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
- Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
- Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
- If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
- Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
- Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.
no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers
I’m kind of disagreeing with saying hi to the invisible friend’s one because I don’t want a Toby-ass-demon trying to kill me